Learning Early

We were out having dinner and watching football when the following occurred:

Kenny: Hey Nate, (points at TV) is that gonna be you when you grow up?

Nate: What?

Kenny: Are you gonna play football on TV when you grow up?

Nate: Yeah.

Amber: Will you get us tickets?

Nate: Yeah.

Amber: Good tickets?

Nate: Yeah.

Kenny: Will you buy us a house?

Nate: Ugh, houses are expensive.