Pharaoh Nate

Nate came home from Kids' Club with this:

...and this:

Which led to statements like this:

"I am the king"

"You are my servants."

"You have to do anything I say."

"I'm staying up late tonight."

"You have to take me where ever I want to go. I want to go to Olive Garden."

It's tough to live with a Pharaoh.