Crush

Nate: Do you know what a crush is?

Mommy: Yeah, like when you smash a can?

Nate: No.

Mommy: Do you mean when you like a girl?

Nate: Yeah. I have a crush on Sofia in my class.

Daddy: Is she cute?

Nate: Yeah.

Mommy: What color is her hair?

Nate: Blonde.

Mommy: What color are her eyes?

Nate: I don't know.

Daddy: Do you talk to her?

Nate: Yeah.

Daddy: Does she talk to you?

Nate: Yeah. Tyler has a crush on her too.

Daddy: Does she have a crush on anyone?

Nate: I don't know.

Mommy: Have you kissed her?

Nate: NO!

Mommy: Good. Don't.